observations from the front porch

  • No one looks more powerful than a 10-year-old riding her bike down the street all by herself.
  • People who speed down a residential street at 50 mph always have a muffler with a hole in it.
  • If you take your newborn baby out in a stroller, you have a 50/50 chance of having to carry the baby and push the empty stroller home.
  • Men’s shorts are a lot longer than when I was a kid.
  • Squirrels go nuts in the fall. Literally.
  • Men who are bald on top and let the rest of their hair grow down their backs need a mirror.
  • Police helicopters sound like Apocalypse Now.

About Lisha Cauthen

Lisha Cauthen writes YA novels for guys that girls like to read too.

Posted on September 23, 2011, in life and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. Writers like you make life interesting.

  2. Observations from MY front porch.

    Most landscape workers wear long sleeves even on the warmest days.

    16yr olds really shouldn’t be given $40k cars of their own until they’ve stopped crashing the family’s SUV

    The faker the breasts the less likely she is to pick up her dog’s poop.

  3. Thanks for sharing. I loved the squirrel joke!

  4. Oh, Barb. Winner of many, many, awards. You flatter me.

    Oh, Jenn. Livver in ritzy neighborhood. I pity you.

    Oh, kelworthfiles. You have great taste.


  5. Nice post. ( the first one is a terrific observation)
    Enjoyed touring your blog – very interesting. The rock picture banner across the top is an excellent choice.
    Looking forward to reading more. Thanks for dropping by my blog.

  6. thx. I actually took that photo at the top of my blog in New Mexico.

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