quoth the ravin’

George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.

                                                                                      —George Carlin

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

                                                   —Groucho Marx

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
                                                                      —Steven Wright

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.’

                                                          —Jeff Foxworthy

I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.

                                                                   —Ron White

I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don’t deserve that either.

                                                                                                        —Jack Benny

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

                                                                                      —W.C. Fields

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

                 –Dorothy Parker

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About Lisha Cauthen

Lisha Cauthen writes YA novels for guys that girls like to read too.

Posted on April 20, 2011, in oddities and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. These are some pretty awesome quotes, particularly about the one with the inability to remain silent. As a writer I find that especially holds true for me.

    Thanks for sharing, and it’s a pleasure to meet you via the A-Z Challenge!

  2. *shakes Jeffrey’s hand*

    Ron White is a comedian. He can be pretty blue sometimes, but boy, is he ever spot-on.

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