quoth the ravin’
George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.’
I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don’t deserve that either.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.