all my friends went to scbwi-la, and all i got was this lousy…

…urge to throw empty inkjet cartridges at them and critique the hell out of their WIPs, without sandwiching in any praise.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Don’t think I won’t. A woman desperate enough to perform cosmetic dental surgery on dogs is desperate enough to do anything.

It was bad enough enduring tweets LIVE from the conference, but NOW, everybody is home. Blogging. Sharing their notes. Telling all of us every little detail of what they experienced at the LA SCBWI conference. The knowledge that they’re spilling all over us–the clarifications, recommendations, admonitions, hints, tips…

How dare they be so generous.

Way to ruin a righteous pout, guys.

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About Lisha Cauthen

Lisha Cauthen writes YA novels for guys that girls like to read too.

Posted on August 5, 2010, in writing and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. There’s just something about dogs and costumes, even if it’s just fake teeth. hehheh.

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